FIRST OFF I AM SO GLAD TO BE HERE AT THE RX THIS IS MY FIRST POST I WAS A MEMBER AT ANOTHER FORUM CALLED THE RX BUT I DIDNT GET ALONG WITH THE MODERATOR SOME FAG NAMED DANTE AND THEY BANNED ME.IT MEANS A LOT TO ME TO HAVE A FORUM WHERE WE CAN OPENLY TALK ABOUT OUR MEDICAL PROBLEMS.
DOCTOR ABOUT 8 MONTH'S AGO I WAS DIOGNOSED WITH SEVERE DEPRESSION AFTER I BET THE PATRIOTS IN THE SUPERBOWL AND LOST HALF MY RETIREMENT MONEY.YES DOCTOR I HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS I LOVED CAROLINA BUT SOME GUY NAMED DENNIS THE DUNCE IN ANOTHER FORUM CALLED THE RX GAURENTEED ME VICTORY AND A LOT OF MONEY.SO DOCTOR HOW CAN I GET BACK ON A WINNING STREAK SINCE THE LOSS I HAVE BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY AND I HAVENT HAD A TASTE OF MY FAVORITE FOOD LOBSTER ALL SUMMER I CANT EVEN AFFORD TUNA FISH.I DONT THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM DOCTOR EVEN THOUGH I OWE MY BOOKIE 2500 DOLLARS AND HE CARRIES A REVOLVER I HEARD HE ONLY HAD TO USE IT ONCE SO MAYBE THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR.MY LOVELY WIFE WORKS IN A HOSPITAL SO I DONT WANT TO SEEK MEDICAL HELP AT HER WORKPLACE THIS IS WHY A FORUM LIKE THIS IS SO IMPORTANT IT ALLOWS US TO DISCUSS OUR PROBLEMS WITH REAL DOCTORS WITHOUT OUR IDENTITIES BEING KNOWN.IN CLOSING DOC DO YOU THINK I MIGHT HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM OR SHOULD I TAKE ONE MORE SHOT TO GET EVEN WITH MY BOOKIE I DO HAVE ANOTHER OPTION DOC IF I DO DOUBLE DOWN AND LOSE I HAVE A GOOD FRIEND UP IN MONTREAL I CAN VISIT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTH'S UNTIL THE HEAT IS OFF.
PLEASE ONLY HETEROSEXUEL DOCTORS RESPOND TO MY PROBLEM I DONT WANT ANY ADVICE FROM SOME FRUIT.ALSO I DONT WANT ANY ADVICE FROM ANY INTERN DOCTORS THE LAST TIME I SAW ONE OF THESE WANNA BEES HE TOLD ME I HAD PNEUMONIA AND IT ENDED UP BEING A HEAD COLD JESUS CHRIST I SHOULD HAVE SUED THE BASTARD.
ITS A REAL HONOR TO BE PART OF THIS NEW FORM CALLED THE RX AND I WILL HAVE SOME MEDICAL ISSUES TO DISCUSS IN THE FUTURE I MIGHT EVEN CHANGE MY NAME TO (DOCTOR/BEANTOWN) PHD IN MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES I SHOULD FIT RIGHT IN AT THIS FORUM:think:
DOCTOR ABOUT 8 MONTH'S AGO I WAS DIOGNOSED WITH SEVERE DEPRESSION AFTER I BET THE PATRIOTS IN THE SUPERBOWL AND LOST HALF MY RETIREMENT MONEY.YES DOCTOR I HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS I LOVED CAROLINA BUT SOME GUY NAMED DENNIS THE DUNCE IN ANOTHER FORUM CALLED THE RX GAURENTEED ME VICTORY AND A LOT OF MONEY.SO DOCTOR HOW CAN I GET BACK ON A WINNING STREAK SINCE THE LOSS I HAVE BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY AND I HAVENT HAD A TASTE OF MY FAVORITE FOOD LOBSTER ALL SUMMER I CANT EVEN AFFORD TUNA FISH.I DONT THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM DOCTOR EVEN THOUGH I OWE MY BOOKIE 2500 DOLLARS AND HE CARRIES A REVOLVER I HEARD HE ONLY HAD TO USE IT ONCE SO MAYBE THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR.MY LOVELY WIFE WORKS IN A HOSPITAL SO I DONT WANT TO SEEK MEDICAL HELP AT HER WORKPLACE THIS IS WHY A FORUM LIKE THIS IS SO IMPORTANT IT ALLOWS US TO DISCUSS OUR PROBLEMS WITH REAL DOCTORS WITHOUT OUR IDENTITIES BEING KNOWN.IN CLOSING DOC DO YOU THINK I MIGHT HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM OR SHOULD I TAKE ONE MORE SHOT TO GET EVEN WITH MY BOOKIE I DO HAVE ANOTHER OPTION DOC IF I DO DOUBLE DOWN AND LOSE I HAVE A GOOD FRIEND UP IN MONTREAL I CAN VISIT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTH'S UNTIL THE HEAT IS OFF.
PLEASE ONLY HETEROSEXUEL DOCTORS RESPOND TO MY PROBLEM I DONT WANT ANY ADVICE FROM SOME FRUIT.ALSO I DONT WANT ANY ADVICE FROM ANY INTERN DOCTORS THE LAST TIME I SAW ONE OF THESE WANNA BEES HE TOLD ME I HAD PNEUMONIA AND IT ENDED UP BEING A HEAD COLD JESUS CHRIST I SHOULD HAVE SUED THE BASTARD.
ITS A REAL HONOR TO BE PART OF THIS NEW FORM CALLED THE RX AND I WILL HAVE SOME MEDICAL ISSUES TO DISCUSS IN THE FUTURE I MIGHT EVEN CHANGE MY NAME TO (DOCTOR/BEANTOWN) PHD IN MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES I SHOULD FIT RIGHT IN AT THIS FORUM:think:
